![]() 06/18/2019 at 11:44 • Filed to: Simone Giertz | ![]() | ![]() |
I, tkeela, the First of my Name,
O fficially Nominate Simone Luna Louise Söderlund Giertz as the Queen of Jalopnik.
All those in favor comment “Aye”.
All those opposed, comment “Nye”, and prepare for punishment.
God Bless the Queen.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 11:55 |
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This isn’t Jalopnik, and we already have our our own queens here. One races a Porsche, another has a bitchin’ Camaro, another has a fleet of motos and Smart cars, and yet another loves Ford GTs.
There’s a few others queens but it’s early and I haven’t had my coffee.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 11:56 |
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We already have a swedish monarch though
and ban youtubers
![]() 06/18/2019 at 11:58 |
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Wait, who’s got a Camero?
![]() 06/18/2019 at 12:05 |
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Nye.
Simone, conqueror of tumors, builder of shitty robots, for Queen of ALL N erdom,
![]() 06/18/2019 at 12:06 |
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Her highness and first of her name, Yamahog.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 12:20 |
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well said, I support these queens not some false fp selection
![]() 06/18/2019 at 12:39 |
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Done for real? Ok. Done for the views? Gtfac
![]() 06/18/2019 at 12:39 |
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Aye
![]() 06/18/2019 at 13:04 |
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Nay. The Tesla video is interesting but silly. It just reminds me of all of the other "I did this weird thing to this other thing..." videos that are all over the place. Just does nothing for me
![]() 06/18/2019 at 13:28 |
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NOT TODAY!!
I subs cribe to the Queen of the Parshs and Lumps.
Also Mothra.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 13:30 |
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yamahog
![]() 06/18/2019 at 13:36 |
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Nay. Bring the pain.
Oppo’s queen mother is Sabine Schmitz. Oppo’s reigning queen is Stef Schrader.
Parliament is Smobgirl, Yamahog, Little Black Coupe, $kaycog...there’s more, but I’m drawing a blank so forgive me, unnamed women of Oppo. Like the actual monarchy, Stef reigns as a figure head because racecar...but Parliament actually governs in reality.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 14:15 |
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I am incredibly anti-monarchy and I disapprove!
Kick ass Testruck though.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 14:27 |
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I want to do something similar to a Nissan Leaf. Make it into a sort of beach buggy trucklet.
![]() 06/18/2019 at 15:04 |
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*ahem*
Monarchy is an inherently unjust form of rule and all power should belong to the people, not to a ruling class of monarchs, oligarchs or fartarchs.
(read: mods are working, so
let’s change the name to OppositeCluck again)
![]() 06/18/2019 at 16:39 |
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Yeah, but we all kind of do what you say by choice anyway. Like an elected queen. You’re more like the previous monarch of Thailand, really. Besides being a king anyways.
Shouldn't it be OppositeQuack, though?
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*Bows*
Now back to Craigslist!
![]() 06/19/2019 at 17:35 |
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That sounds suspiciously like a job, though, for which I demand fair compensation and also a royal? brown tow-Cayenne.
Also, seeing as Rally Chicken is a chicken, OppositeCluck (not -Quack) is correct.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 16:28 |
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Sometimes, I’m not sure how you stay employed considering your full time obsession with Smarts and mopeds.
![]() 08/13/2019 at 16:35 |
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Oh now that’s actually pretty easy. So little of my workday features actual work that I essentially get paid to fangirl over things on the Internet. lol Well, so long as the fangirling isn’t over guns, bombs, games, or sex (banned Internet things at work).
![]() 08/13/2019 at 16:42 |
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Didn’t realize this post was 2 months old. Whoops. Oh well.
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Ah it’s fine. :)